WE ARE THE WFH BOYS.

THE DESK. THE CHAIR. THE SLACK DM.

THIS IS HOLY GROUND.

THE ECONOMY RUNS ON US.

EVERY GDP POINT, EVERY EARNINGS BEAT —

TYPED FROM A BED, UNDER A BLANKET.

OFFICE GUYS COMMUTE. WE DEPLOY.

THEY SIT IN TRAFFIC. WE SHIP CODE.

SLIPPERS ON. MIC MUTED. WINNING.

NO PANTS. NO PROBLEM.

THE ZOOM CAMERA IS OFF.

PRODUCTIVITY HAS NEVER BEEN HIGHER.